The Cork
Two
Arab terrorists are in a locker room, taking a shower after their
bomb making class in Melbourne , when one notices the other has a
huge cork stuck in his bum!
If you don't mind my asking said the second,'That cork looks uncomfortable. Why don't you take it
out?'
'I regret I cannot', lamented the first Arab. 'It is
permanently stuck in my bum.'
'I do not
understand,' said the other.
The first Arab says, 'Iwas walking along Russell Street , and tripped over an oil
lamp.
There was a puff
of smoke and a huge old man in an Australian Flag attire, with
a white beard and Akubra hat came boiling
out.
He said, 'I amCaptain Aussie, the Genie. I can grant you one
wish.'
I said, 'Noshit?'
God Bless
Australia
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