Friday, November 12, 2010

Best comeback line ever. Happened at Midnight

> Best Come Back Line Ever 
> Police work must be entertaining as well as dangerous .
> In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year
> old white male, in a pumpkin patch 12.01 a.m. on Friday.
> On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence
> was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public
> indecency, and public intoxication. The suspect explained
> that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from
> a drinking session when he decided to stop, 'You know how a
> pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one
> around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone
> around' he stated in a telephone interview. Lawrence went on
> to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked
> out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose,
> cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged need.
> 'Guess I was really intoit, you know?' he commented with
> evident embarrassment. In the process of doing the deed,
> Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and was
> unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor
> approached him. 'It was an unusual situation, that's for
> sure,' said Officer Taylor. 'I walked up to Lawrence and
> he's just banging away at this pumpkin.' Officer Taylor went
> on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence .
> 'I said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're
> having sex with a pumpkin??'
> He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there,
> and then he looked me straight in the face and said...
> 'A pumpkin? is it midnight already?'
> This was in the Washington Post ... the title of the article
> was 'Best Comeback Line ever!

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