Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Article: If You Click A Facebook "Like" Button, The Page Owner Can Spam You


If You Click A Facebook "Like" Button, The Page Owner Can Spam You
http://www.bingocardcreator.com/articles/facebook-like-button-spam

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Tianmen Mountains - Ascending to the "Gate of Heaven" Amazing Road to climb a Mountain

Subject: : Tianmen Mountains - Ascending to the "Gate of Heaven"

 

Why ?  Why ?  Why ?

 

Despite the beautiful scenery, why build such a road costing USD13.5 million, as recently as 1998, when they also have cablecar access? Seems cheap for the amount of road involved.

 


 

 

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Aussies are good people!

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LOOK AFTER YOUR WOMAN.....

A couple of weeks ago, I was sitting on the patio, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.

Sheila from next door saw us and was so upset that she came over and yelled at me, "You lazy prick! Sitting there drinking beer while your poor wife pushes that ancient lawn mower around! Get up off your fat arse and give her a break!"

I thought 'Shit women!' Took another swig from my stubby, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my sunnies, stared directly at this nosey cow and told her in no uncertain terms to sod off and mind her own business. I told her my wife had green fingers and that she really enjoyed gardening.

After a few days I felt really bad, so I went out and bought her a ride-on mower to show my sensitive side. I'm really proud of the deal I got and also very proud that my wife can now sit down while mowing the lawn. Yes guys, we should take good care of our wives... then maybe they'll take good care of us.

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I KNOW…I'M TOO BLOODY SOFT WITH HER. SHE'LL PROBABLY WANT GEARS ON IT NEXT!!


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Monday, August 30, 2010

Do You See Homer Simpson

> > > > HOMER SIMPSON! > The longer you look....the longer you'll laugh >

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Sunday, August 29, 2010

Article: Three teens charged with elderly woman's rape.

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 Then you may wonder why his daughter looks less than thrilled. 

 

  
14 year old Coral Wira was sitting in a boat while her father fished. Suddenly she saw a silver flash in the air. The barracuda had thrown the hook and grabbed her arm. 

Father managed to kill the fish with a knife in the head. 

 But Coral, needed 51 stitches. 

 And he felt the need to pose for photos before taking her to hospital! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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Birth and pain


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A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. 

Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the baby's father. 
He asked if they were interested. Both said they were very much in favour of it.

The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.
The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood 
pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, 
the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. 
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain and the husband had experienced none. 
She and her husband were ecstatic.
 

When they got home they found the postman dead on the porch. 

 

 

 


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Friday, August 27, 2010

Album: Five Shoulder Seasons Around the World | BootsnAll Travel Articles (5 Pictures)


Five Shoulder Seasons Around the World | BootsnAll Travel Articles (5 Pictures)
http://www.bootsnall.com/articles/10-08/five-shoulder-seasons-around-the-world.html

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You think BP was bad

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They kept

 this one quiet.




Firefighters walk near an oil pipeline blast site in Dalian , Liaoning province, China early on July 17, 2010. Firefighters later extinguished the fire that raged for more than 15 hours after two oil pipelines exploded in the port of Dalian , the Xinhua news agency said. (REUTERS/China Daily) 

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Firefighters arrive at an oil pipeline blast site in Dalian , a port city in northeast China . (AP Photo/Xinhua, Cai Yongjun) #

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Firefighters walk toward flames towering from a pipeline explosion at a Chinese port of Dalian on Saturday, July 17, 2010. (AP Photo) #

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Firefighters try to contain the flames from a pipeline explosion in Dalian , China on Saturday, July 17, 2010. (AP Photo) #

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Residual flames and **oke pour from the installation after Chinese firefighters battled a blaze which burned for 15 hours at a port in Dalian , China on July 17, 2010. More than 2,000 firefighters were mobilized to tackle the spectacular blaze, state media reported. (AFP/AFP/Getty Images) #

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The photo taken on July 18, 2010 shows firemen taking break after extinguishing an oil pipeline blaze at a port in Dalian , China . Dozens of oil-skimming vessels were working to remove a growing slick in the water off the port city following a weekend pipeline explosion and fire. (AFP/AFP/Getty Images) #

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Chinese firemen rest after battling a blaze at a port in Dalian , China on July 17, 2010. (AFP/AFP/Getty Images) #

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An aerial photo, released by China 's Xinhua news agency on July 17, 2010, shows an oil slick floating off the coast of Dalian , China . Efforts were under way to contain and clean up a large oil slick after pipeline explosions at the northeastern Chinese port sent greasy black plumes into the ocean, state media reported. (AP Photo/Xinhua, Tian Jingyue) #

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This photo released by Greenpeace shows oil washing ashore near the port of Dalian , China on Tuesday, July 20, 2010. (AP Photo/Jiang He, Greenpeace) #

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Article: 50 Things Everyone Should Know How To Do

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Album: 12 Worst Traffic Jams (6 Pictures)


12 Worst Traffic Jams (6 Pictures)
http://www.oddee.com/item_97173.aspx

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getglue >> Get This Cool iPhone App

I'm using GetGlue, a great way to share the movies and shows I'm watching. I think you'll like it too.

GetGlue on your iPhone and we can share tv shows, books, movies, music and more!

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Go Home Productions - Smells Like Rockin' Robin (Nirvana vs Michael Jackson)

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Two blondes (comic)

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Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Dumb Blonde Stuck In Car

This video on YouTube was so relevant onetime when I first seen it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPRXfREVfbo&feature=youtube_gdata_player


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Monday, August 23, 2010

Kylie & the happiest bear on the planet... [scanned by scanmail]

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Violent Boating Incident (comic strip)


SECONDS BEFORE DEATH" (CHILLING)

   

   
THIS IS A PICTURE  OF A MAN WITH JUST SECONDS
LEFT TO LIVE

   

   
(FRIGHTENING!)

  

   

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Rubber gloves


  

Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.

"No I don't," she replied.

 "Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."

 She didn't crack a smile.

"Oh, well. I tried," he thought.

 But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.

"What's so funny?" he asked.

She replied, "I was just envisioning how condoms are made."

(Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!)

  Be afraid of old ladies!  Be very afraid!  They have been there and done everything!


 



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Sunday, August 22, 2010

position vacant.... this is gold!

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We received the following photos last night from a person who works with this girl. Her name is Jenny (not confirmed) - we're working our contact for Jenny's last name. Yesterday morning, Jenny quit her job with a (flash)bang by emailing these photos to the entire office, about 20 employees we're told. Awesome doesn't begin to describe this office heroine. Check back as we will be updating if we get more details.


UPDATE: WE have made contact with Jenny and will be posting a follow-up story tomorrow morning with more information.

 

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