Friday, December 31, 2010

A Personal New Year Wish To All (hand written note)

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Christmas Joke ( how to get the family together for Christmas)


>
> A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and
> says,
>
> "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are
> divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough".
>
> "Dad, what are you talking about?'" the son screams.
>
> "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer", the father says.
> "We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call
> your sister in Leeds and tell her".
>
> Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, "Like hell
> they're getting divorced", she shouts, "I'll take care of this".
>
> She calls Scotland immediately and screams at her father, "You are NOT
> getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my
> brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing,
> DO YOU HEAR ME?"and hangs up.
>
> The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
> "Done! They're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way."

 

 

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MAGIC OF MAKE UP !!!!! (comparison pic)



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YA GOTTA LAUGH (funny comic strips)

 


Subject: Naughty & cute

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 


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Instant Brick Paved Road Clever Machine (pics)

 

Instant Brick Paved Road

 

How good is this machine?

 

No end to man's ingenuity!

 

Brick Road Making

 

Tiger-Stone is a Dutch paver laying machine that can produce brick roads.

Paving bricks are dropped by front-end-loader onto the angled trough.

Men help to spread them in the trough as they drop into the forming jig.

As the electrically operated crawler moves forward along a pre laid sand base layer, all the stones are packed, gravity held together & descend the sloping ramp on to the road.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Monday, December 13, 2010

Marx Brothers Piano Duet (video)

Marx Brothers Piano Duet                     

MAN O MAN  THEY SURE DON'T MAKE ENTERTAINMENT LIKE THIS ANYMORE -- WHAT A SHAME .

PURE GREAT ENTERTAINMENT AT ITS ABSOLUTE BEST!!!!!   

 

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Sunday, December 12, 2010

GIN, THE DANCING DOG .. Simon Cowell Got Talent was blown away !! (video)


Okay all you animal lovers, you are going to adore this one, watch and smile!


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Friday, December 10, 2010

I wish I thought of these (pics)

 

 

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT ALL THE GOOD IDEAS WERE TAKEN

Please pass this on. It's too funny not to share.

If you don't the only thing that will happen is

that your friends will miss a good laugh.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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