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Never Lose Your Grandson!
A heartwarming story.
My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall..........He approached a uniformed security guard and said,
"I've lost my grandpa!"
The guard asked, "What's his name?"
"Grandpa" the tyke replied
The guard smiled, then asked, "What's he like?"The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied,"Jack Daniels whiskey, and women with big tits."