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Never Lose Your Grandson!
A heartwarming story.
My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall..........He approached a uniformed security guard and said,
"I've lost my grandpa!"The guard asked, "What's his name?"
"Grandpa" the tyke replied
The guard smiled, then asked, "What's he like?"The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied,"Jack Daniels whiskey, and women with big tits."