Sunday, February 26, 2012

Pretty cool: What to do with OLD Bumper Cars? Unreal results #photos

Begin forwarded message:

What do you do with OLD Bumper Cars?








Yes,  you read that right; these little beasties are street legal. They run on  either   Kawasaki or Honda motorcycle engines and co-opt vintage  bumper car bodies into the most awesome form of mini-car we've seen in too  long.
There are seven of these little  monsters floating around California , and they're all the creation of one  man,Tom Wright, a builder in the outskirts of San Diego who figured the  leftovers of the Long Beach Pike amusement park needed a more dignified end than the trash heap.  They were originally powered by two cylinder Harley  Davidson Motorcycle engines but they rattled like heck because of the two  cylinder vibration and Tom replaces them with four cylinder Honda or   Kawasaki 750's and a couple have been measured as capable of 160 MPH,  which is terrifyingly fast in machines with such a short wheelbase.   

By the way, they are almost  indestructible in accidents

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ent From My Unintentional Need Of Sending This EMail To Anyone

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Kill ONLY when you are hungry: Some Extraordinary Pics of Animals who don't really play together

Kill ONLY when you are hungry




Photographer  Michel Denis-Huot, who captured these amazing  pictures on safari in Kenya's Masai Mara  in October last year, 
said he was astounded by what  he saw:

"These three brothers (cheetahs) have  been living together since they left their mother at  about 18 months old,' he said. 
'On the morning we  saw them, they seemed not to be hungry, walking  quickly but stopping sometimes to play  together. 
'At one point, they met a group of impala  who ran away. But one youngster was not quick  enough and the brothers caught it  easily'."

These  extraordinary scenes followed.

See... We CAN all get along!!!


and  then they just walked away without hurting  him..

Life is  short... forgive quickly,  love truly, laugh uncontrollably...and  never regret anything that made you  smile




It's gangs like these that the people of Calgary have to put up with..

A bit different from the problems in other cities...

It proves that every City has their own "unique" gang problems. They
Roam the streets and yards night and day.

They hang out in even the best neighborhoods!

..and you CANNOT (legally) stop them.

Those are some lawn ornaments!!!




"Did  you lose a cat?"
This is probably the  most amazing picture of  2012!!!


"Did you lose a cat?"







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You'll love this! A Stormy Tale of Lust

You’ve probably seen this but




They were together in the House.


Just the two of them.

It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come quickly

and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump.

She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance...and

wished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her and protect her

from the storm.

Suddenly, with a pop, the power went out..... She screamed...

He raced to the sofa where she was cowering.

He didn't hesitate to pull her into his arms.

He knew this was a forbidden union and

expected her to pull back.

He was surprised when she didn't resist but instead clung to him.

The storm raged on...

They knew it was wrong...

Their families would never understand... So consumed were

they in their FEAR that they heard no opening

of doors...just the faint click of a camera.....


Have you smiled today?









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Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Closing my eyes, just don't look down. Amazing Glass Mountain Path

To anyone contemplateing a trip overseas please take note that my visa is no longer
valid , therefore I'll  be unable to go with you to ENJOY this great siteseeing trip until
further notice due to a Headache .  Have a good trip and enjoy. 



closing my eyes! lol                  

China's newest tourist attraction... a glass-bottomed walkway around the cliff....
Brave tourists looking to test their nerves have flocked to China to walk across a dazzling glass bridge suspended from the cliff.
The oriental Skywalk is situated 4,700 ft above sea level on the side of the Tianmen Mountain in Zhangjiajie , China .
In order to keep the glass path clean, tourists are asked to put on shoe covers before passing.

Dazzling: A glass path suspended on a cliff face has been built on the side of the Tianmen Mountain in China

Don't look down: A brave tourist walks along the glass path that was built of the side of a cliff 4,700 ft above sea level on Tianmen Mountain in Zhangjiajie , China
The 200 ft long bridge joins the west cliff at the Yunmeng Fairy Summit, the summit of Tianmen Mountain and Zhang Jiajie.
The pathway, built earlier in the summer echoes the glass-bottomed walkway at the Grand Canyon in the U.S.
The 70 ft bridge is 4,000 ft above the natural wonder and allows tourists to look through 2.5 in of crystal-clear glass to the Canyon floor below.
The Tianmen mountain, literally translated as Heavenly Gate Mountain is so called because of a huge natural cave that occurs halfway up to the summit.

Stunning: The skywalk offers breathtaking views across the Hunan Province for those brave enough to attempt to cross the bridge
Situated in the Hunan Province, Its highest peak is around 5,000 ft above sea level and it is home to a wealth of rare species of plants
A four-mile-long cable car was constructed in the park, which is said to be the longest of the same type in the world.
The futuristic glass walkway is a marked upgrade from another sky high mountain walkway located in the same province.

Not so high spec: Workers built a 3 ft-wide plank road on the side of Shifou Mountain , in Hunan Province , China earlier this year.
The Shifou Mountain located 82 miles away in Hunan Province offers sightseers a 3ft-wide road made of wooden planks thousands of feet high.
When finished the 'road' - which is the width of a dinner table - will stretch for 1.8 miles making it China 's longest sightseeing path.

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Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Senior travel. Solo travels

Wow!!!! This looks like just what I need for my next holiday, room for one
New . . .  For Senior Travel
I did not know this...

When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure.
When you drink rum over ice, it can give you liver failure.
When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems.
When you drink gin over ice, it can give you brain problems.
Apparently, ice is really bad for you.
Warn all your friends.

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Monday, February 13, 2012






Having satisfied Aviation Authorities, Tiger Airways are now back in the air.
This coincides with their announcing a partnership deal that has been struck with SANTACO AIR who fly between Mumbai and Christmas Island . They are planning to introduce further services direct to Australia later this year. CASA say they will be trying to stop the planes as they are unsure about their airworthiness.

A spacious Business Class is on the upper deck.
Spokesmen for both Jetstar and Virgin said that they will not be beaten on price.





'Tiger Airways - the preferred Airline by 7 out of 10 asylum seekers.'

'We get you almost there.'




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Thursday, February 9, 2012

How the world works lately...


How the world works lately...


If a man cuts his finger off while
Slicing salami at work,

He blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer,

Your family blames the
Tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes
Into a tree while driving home drunk,
He blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are


Brats without manners,
You blame television.

If your friend is shot by a
Deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer..

And if a crazed person breaks

Into the cockpit and
Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
And the passengers
Kill him instead,
The mother of the crazed deceased
Blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to
Understand the world
As it is anymore.

So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ASS

Is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to

Blame Bill Gates .


Have a nice day!



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Sunday, February 5, 2012

SCHOOLDAYS - 1957 vs. 2010

 SCHOOL  -  1957 vs. 2010

Johnny and Mark get into a fight after school.

1957 -  Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends.

2010 -  Police called, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Both children go to anger management programs for 3 months. School governors hold meeting to implement bullying prevention programmes

Robbie won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

1957 -  Robbie  sent to office and given 6 of the best by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2010 -  Robbie given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADHD. Robbie's parents get fortnightly disability payments and School gets extra funding from government because Robbie has a disability.

Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car
  and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1957 -  Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2010 -  Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. 

Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1957 -  Mark gets glass of water from Principal to take aspirin with.

2010 -  Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug taking. Car searched for drugs and weapons.

Johnny takes apart leftover fireworks from Guy Fawkes night,
  puts them in a paint tin & blows up a wasp's nest.

1957 -  Wasps die.

2010-  Police & Anti-Terrorism Squad called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, investigate parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated. Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Johnny falls while running during morning break and scrapes his knee.
  He is found crying by his teacher, Mary . Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1957 -  In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2010 -  Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.  

This should be sent to every e-mail address  to show how stupid we have become!

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Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Where is the cat ? Bit like Where's Wally?

 Call Kitty,Kitty and he will pop out at you lol

This might keep you occupied for a while……………… 

There really is one


Do not share this photo unless u find the cat ..... where is the cat?
PLEASE... don't post the answer! 

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