Thursday, February 9, 2012

How the world works lately...


How the world works lately...


If a man cuts his finger off while
Slicing salami at work,

He blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer,

Your family blames the
Tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes
Into a tree while driving home drunk,
He blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are


Brats without manners,
You blame television.

If your friend is shot by a
Deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer..

And if a crazed person breaks

Into the cockpit and
Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
And the passengers
Kill him instead,
The mother of the crazed deceased
Blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to
Understand the world
As it is anymore.

So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ASS

Is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to

Blame Bill Gates .


Have a nice day!



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