How the world works lately...
If you smoke three packs a day
If a man cuts his finger off while
Slicing salami at work,
He blames the restaurant.
For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Your family blames the
Tobacco company. If your neighbor crashes
Into a tree while driving home drunk,
He blames the bartender. If your grandchildren are
If your friend is shot by a
Brats without manners,
You blame television.
You blame the gun manufacturer..
And if a crazed person breaks
Into the cockpit and
Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
And the passengers
Kill him instead,
The mother of the crazed deceased
Blames the airline. I must have lived too long to
Understand the world
As it is anymore. So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ASS
Is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to
Blame Bill Gates .
Have a nice day!
Thursday, February 9, 2012
Posted by andjoh at 8:55 PM