!How the world works lately...
If a man cuts his finger off while
Slicing salami at work,
He blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Your family blames the
Tobacco company. If your neighbor crashes
Into a tree while driving home drunk,
He blames the bartender. If your grandchildren are
Brats without manners,
You blame television. If your friend is shot by a
Deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer..
And if a crazed person breaks
Into the cockpit and
Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
And the passengers
Kill him instead,
The mother of the crazed deceased
Blames the airline. I must have lived too long to
Understand the world
As it is anymore. So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ASS Is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to
Blame Bill Gates . Have a nice day! |
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