Sunday, February 5, 2012

SCHOOLDAYS - 1957 vs. 2010

 SCHOOL  -  1957 vs. 2010

Johnny and Mark get into a fight after school.

1957 -  Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends.

2010 -  Police called, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Both children go to anger management programs for 3 months. School governors hold meeting to implement bullying prevention programmes

Robbie won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

1957 -  Robbie  sent to office and given 6 of the best by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2010 -  Robbie given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADHD. Robbie's parents get fortnightly disability payments and School gets extra funding from government because Robbie has a disability.

Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car
  and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1957 -  Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2010 -  Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. 

Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1957 -  Mark gets glass of water from Principal to take aspirin with.

2010 -  Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug taking. Car searched for drugs and weapons.

Johnny takes apart leftover fireworks from Guy Fawkes night,
  puts them in a paint tin & blows up a wasp's nest.

1957 -  Wasps die.

2010-  Police & Anti-Terrorism Squad called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, investigate parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated. Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Johnny falls while running during morning break and scrapes his knee.
  He is found crying by his teacher, Mary . Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1957 -  In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2010 -  Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.  

This should be sent to every e-mail address  to show how stupid we have become!

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