Friday, April 8, 2011

Say It Ain't So - 2030 The Year in Brief

>> Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh
>> largest country in the world, Little India , formerly known as
>> Australia .
>>  Tasmania executes last remaining Greenie.
> White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Australia 's
> third language.
>> Children from 2 parent hetrosexual families bullied in schools for
>> being 'different'. Tolerance urged.
>> Gay Marriages now overtake hetrosexual marriages as preferred
>> 'lifestyle' choice.
>> Kookaburra and platypus plague threatens North Western Australia crops
>> and livestock.
>> Melbourne schoolgirl expelled for not wearing Burqa: Being a Christian
>> is no excuse says school. Sharia law must be enforced.
>> Japan announces that they will no longer consume whale meat as whales
>> are now extinct and the scientific research fleet are unemployed.
>> Australian Government have told the Japanese that Cane Toads taste
>> like whale meat.
>> Australia now has 10 Universities of Political Correctness. Professor
>> Goldman of ANU says there is still a long way to go in the fight to
>> stop people saying what they think.
>> Australian Deficit 10 $Trillion dollars and rising. Government
>> declares return to surplus in 100 years which is 300 years ahead of
>> time. Prime Minister Mohammed Yousuf claims increased growth through
>> more immigration secret to success.
>> Wall Street banks merge to form new super Bank, Goldman Rothschild
>> Ebeneezer Epstein Drescher (GREED): We'll show Congress who is Too big
>> to fail says CEO. Huge bonuses paid to executives to celebrate launch.
>> Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
>> Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10
>> more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
>> France pleads for global help after being taken over by Islamic
>> Countries. ... No other country volunteers to come forward to help the
>> beleaguered nation!
>> Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
>> legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
>> Jose Manuel Rodrigez Bush says he will run for second term as US
>> President in 2032.
>> Australia Post raises price of stamps to $18 and reduces mail delivery
>> to Wednesdays only.
>> After a 10-year, $75.8 billion study: Scientists prove Diet and
>> exercise is the key to weight loss.
>> Average weight of an Australian drops to 115 kgs.
>> Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive
>> year in Vicindia and New South India .
>> Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter
>> speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
>> Senate still blocking drilling in Canberra even though gas is selling
>> for 5,000 Rupees per litre and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays
>> and Fridays.
>> Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil
>> rights. Victims to be held partly responsible for crime.
>> Average height of professional basketball players is now nine feet,
>> seven inches.
>> New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly
>> swatters, and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2035
>> as lethal weapons.
>> Australian Tax Office sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
>> Carlton won this years National Footy final beating the Hindu Hornets
>> 20-11 to 13-18
>> Southern Asia (formerly  Northern Territory ) voters still having
>> trouble with voting machines.
>>  I Love This Country!

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