Dublin about midnight
Paddy phones an ambulance because Micks been hit by a car.Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.'Operator: 'What is your location sir?'
Paddy: 'Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street ...'
Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'
Silence and after a minute.Operator: 'Are you there sir?'Silence and a minute later.Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me?'
This goes on for another few minutes until .................Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?'
Paddy: 'Yes, sorry bout dat. I just dragged him round to number 3 Oak Street .....'