Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Dublin At Midnight - Paddy and Mick

Dublin about midnight 
Paddy phones an ambulance because Micks been hit by a car.

Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.'

Operator: 'What is your location sir?' 
Paddy: 'Outside number
28 Eucalyptus Street ...' 
Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'

Silence and after a minute.

Operator: 'Are you there sir?'

Silence and a minute later.

Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me?' 
This goes on for another few minutes until .................

Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?' 
Paddy: 'Yes, sorry bout dat. I just dragged him round to number
3 Oak Street .....'

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