In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick?)The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than ‘going blind!’)There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let’s just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband’s illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England – but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to do things with animals that I just don’t want to write about here, however the animals must be female. Having a bit of ‘hows your father’ with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
In Maryland, USA it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only ‘in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.’
(Is America a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam!)In Alabama, it is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle.
In San Salvador, drunk drivers can be punished by death before a firing squad.
In Switzerland, it is illegal for a man to relieve himself while standing up after 10pm.
In Jidda, Saudi Arabia, women were banned from using hotel
swimming pools in 1979
In France, it is against the law to sell an “E.T” doll. They have a law forbidding the sale of dolls that do not have human faces.In Pennsylvania, it’s against the law to tie a dollar bill on a string on the ground and pull it away when someone tries to pick it up.
In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on Sundays can be jailed.
In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon more than six-feet long.
In California it is illegal for a vehicle without a driver to exceed 60 miles per hour.
In Devon, Texas, it is against the law to make furniture while you are nude.
In Salt Lake County, Utah, it’s illegal to walk down the street carrying a violin in a paper bag.
In the city of York, England, it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.
In France, it is forbidden to call a pig Napoleon.
In Ohio, it is against state law to get a fish drunk.
In the UK, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants – even, if she so requests, in a policeman’s helmet.
In Bozeman, Montana, a law prohibits all sexual activity from the front yard of a home after sundown.
In Vermont, women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
Under the UK’s Tax Avoidance Schemes Regulations 2006, it is illegal not to tell the taxman anything you don’t want him to know, though you don’t have to tell him anything you don’t mind him knowing.
In Calgary Alberta, there is still a by-law that requires businesses within the city to provide rails for tying up horses.
In Samoa, it’s a crime to forget your own wife’s birthday.
In Tennessee, you are breaking the law if you drive while sleeping.
In Louisiana, biting someone with your natural teeth is considered “simple assault,” but biting someone with your dentures is “aggravated assault.”
In San Francisco, it’s illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
In Fairbanks, Alaska a law in does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.
In New Jersey, it is illegal to slurp soup.- It is illegal to stand around any building without a good reason to be there.- A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.- It is illegal to sleep naked.- All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.- All bathtubs must have feet.- In Cottage Grove, residents of even numbered addresses may not water their plants on odd-numbered days excluding the thirty first day where it applies. - In Hibbing, if any cat is found running at large, or which is found in any street, alley or public place, it shall be the duty of any policeman or other officer of the city to kill such cat. - In Minneapolis, red cars may not drive down Lake Street. - In Minnetonka, driving a truck with dirty tires is considered a public nuisance, as is placing tacks on a sidewalk.- Also in Minnetonka, any person who persuades another to enter a massage therapist business after 11:00 PM is guilty of a misdemeanor.- In St Could, hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays. - In Virginia, MN, you're not allowed to park your elephant on Main Street.
(Do they look different reversed?)
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick?)The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than ‘going blind!’)There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let’s just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband’s illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England – but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to do things with animals that I just don’t want to write about here, however the animals must be female. Having a bit of ‘hows your father’ with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
In Maryland, USA it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only ‘in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.’
(Is America a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam!)In Alabama, it is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle.
In San Salvador, drunk drivers can be punished by death before a firing squad.
In Switzerland, it is illegal for a man to relieve himself while standing up after 10pm.
In Jidda, Saudi Arabia, women were banned from using hotel
swimming pools in 1979
In France, it is against the law to sell an “E.T” doll. They have a law forbidding the sale of dolls that do not have human faces.In Pennsylvania, it’s against the law to tie a dollar bill on a string on the ground and pull it away when someone tries to pick it up.
In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on Sundays can be jailed.
In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon more than six-feet long.
In California it is illegal for a vehicle without a driver to exceed 60 miles per hour.
In Devon, Texas, it is against the law to make furniture while you are nude.
In Salt Lake County, Utah, it’s illegal to walk down the street carrying a violin in a paper bag.
In the city of York, England, it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.
In France, it is forbidden to call a pig Napoleon.
In Ohio, it is against state law to get a fish drunk.
In the UK, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants – even, if she so requests, in a policeman’s helmet.
In Bozeman, Montana, a law prohibits all sexual activity from the front yard of a home after sundown.
In Vermont, women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
Under the UK’s Tax Avoidance Schemes Regulations 2006, it is illegal not to tell the taxman anything you don’t want him to know, though you don’t have to tell him anything you don’t mind him knowing.
In Calgary Alberta, there is still a by-law that requires businesses within the city to provide rails for tying up horses.
In Samoa, it’s a crime to forget your own wife’s birthday.
In Tennessee, you are breaking the law if you drive while sleeping.
In Louisiana, biting someone with your natural teeth is considered “simple assault,” but biting someone with your dentures is “aggravated assault.”
In San Francisco, it’s illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
In Fairbanks, Alaska a law in does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.
In New Jersey, it is illegal to slurp soup.- It is illegal to stand around any building without a good reason to be there.- A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.- It is illegal to sleep naked.- All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.- All bathtubs must have feet.- In Cottage Grove, residents of even numbered addresses may not water their plants on odd-numbered days excluding the thirty first day where it applies. - In Hibbing, if any cat is found running at large, or which is found in any street, alley or public place, it shall be the duty of any policeman or other officer of the city to kill such cat. - In Minneapolis, red cars may not drive down Lake Street. - In Minnetonka, driving a truck with dirty tires is considered a public nuisance, as is placing tacks on a sidewalk.- Also in Minnetonka, any person who persuades another to enter a massage therapist business after 11:00 PM is guilty of a misdemeanor.- In St Could, hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays. - In Virginia, MN, you're not allowed to park your elephant on Main Street.
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