Monday, June 21, 2010

A good glass of wine


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FW: A good glass of wine

This is interesting! And to paraphrase W.C. Fields, 

I don't drink water, because fish shit in it..

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: (??)
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demon-
strated that if we drink
 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the 
year we would have absorbed
 more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, 
(E. coli) - bacteria  
 found in feces. In other words, we are 
consuming
 1 kilo of poop..
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or
tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
 because alcohol has to go 
through a purification
 process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: 
Water = Poop,
Wine  = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink 
water and be full of shit!
.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: 
I'm doing it as a public service!

 

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