Real Ads

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Subject: FW: Real Ads

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. newspaper: 

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 
8 years old. 
Hateful little bastard. Bites! 

FREE PUPPIES 
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog. 

FREE PUPPIES. 
Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. 
Father, Super Dog... able to leap tall fences in a single bound. 

COWS, CALVES:  NEVER BRED. 
Also 1 gay bull for sale. 

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! 
Must sell washer and dryer £100. 

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . 
Worn once by mistake. 
Call Stephanie. 

*** And the WINNER is... *** 


FOR SALE BY OWNER. 
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.

Excellent condition..... £200 or best offer. 

No longer needed; got married last month. 

Wife knows f*****g everything

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