Shit My Kids Ruined
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Sweeney Toddler. The day before Easter family photos.
Submitted by: Missi H.
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Acabou com meu creme, acho que ele tb queria ficar mais bonito! hauahuahuahuahu!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by: Janaina
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My office. Fifteen months, twenty minutes.
Submitted by: Stacia
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1 phone. 2 pieces.
Submitted by: CFMommee
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My kid ruined…my appetite.
Submitted by: Lindsey
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My plumbing.
Submitted by: Laura
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My mom thought she was done with little kids ruining her shit. My son had the last laugh.
Submitted by: Elizabeth
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My kids are over-achievers. They can take out a toy train AND a microwave at the same time. Notice the black soot at the top from the fire? And the one wheel that got blown off laying back there in the background? That’s what happens when metal, magnets, and microwaves combine forces.
Submitted by Jilly
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I suppose “returning” the milk to the bra isn’t ENTIRELY inaccurate…
(note to self- do not leave laundry by the booster seat…)
Submitted by: Eli