*Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
*How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?
*I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.
*I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
*I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
*I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough
to find your way around Chinatown.
*If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
*If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
*Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
*It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
*It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
*Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
*Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
*Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
*More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
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