Indonesian baby on 40 cigarettes a day

WTF? 40 a day, not even 2 years old, fat and his father thinks he's healthy, Gawd!!!

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Funny Animation

Ha ha, very funny, typical Windogs Problem...
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Pete Townsend & David Gilmour 'give Blood' Jan 23, 1986

So cool to see and hear this again after meany years of having a Video, not of this show, but would be the same tour and watching it over and over again, go Pete... Oh and Mr. Gilmour

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Electric Train

Electric Train A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room.  She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop!  And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."  The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house.  Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS.  When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."  Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train.  Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you.  We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one.  We hope you will ride with us again soon."  She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat.  Remember, there is no smoking on the train.  We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."  As the mother began to smile, the child added,  "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."

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 brilliant read for every man / woman / teenagers/

--- Three men were hiking through a forest...

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...   when they came upon a large raging, violent river.

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Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:

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' God, please give me the strength to cross the river.   Poof!!!   God gave him big arms and strong legs...

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and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed:

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'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river' Poof!!! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs...

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...   and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed:

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'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river'   Poof!!!   HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!   She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream...

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... and walked across the bridge   Guys, if at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you!   Have a wonderful Woman's Day !!! GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT!

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The kind Scotsman

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One afternoon a Scotsman was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.   Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.   He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."   "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the  Scotsman said.   "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."   "Bring them along," the Scotsman replied.   Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also."   The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife  and SIX children with me!"   "Bring them all, as well," the Scotsman answered.   They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.   Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the Scotsman and said,  "Sir, you are too kind.. Thank you for taking all of us with you.” The Scotsman replied, "Glad to do it.   "You'll really love my place.   "The grass is almost a foot high"

 

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iPad UnPacking

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MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY

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Irish sausage

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"Can I have some Irish Sausages, please?" asked the Irishman,  walking  up to the counter.   The assistant looked at him and asked:  "Are you Irish?"    "If I had asked you for Italian sausage, would you ask  me if I was  Italian?"  demanded the Irishman indignantly.    "Or, if I asked for German  Bratwurst, would you ask  me if I was German?"    Then, warming to his theme, he went on:      "Or if I asked you for a Kosher  hot dog, would you ask  me if I was Jewish?"    "Or, if I asked you for a  taco, would you ask  me if I was Mexican?  Would Ya?  Would Ya?"     The assistant said:  "Well, no."     Suitably encouraged by the success of his logic,  and pleased to strike a blow against the Irish stereotype,  the Irishman steps it  up a gear.   "And if I asked you for frogs' legs, would you ask me if I was French?"    "What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?"    "Well no, I probably wouldn't"  conceded the assistant.     So, now bursting with righteous indignation, the Irishman says:    "Well,  all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just  because I asked for  Irish sausages?"     The assistant replied:   "Because you're in  Bunnings Hardware Store you Dickhead

  

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RV: osos panda-Bello

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El reciente terremoto en China ocurrió en un área en donde habitan la mayoría de los osos panda. Felizmente, pudieron brindar protección a casi todos los panda, incluyendo a los más pequeños que, según dicen, estaban aterrorizados.   (Don't ask me??) People are rescuing pandas. Giving them milk-

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