Thursday, February 4, 2010

Seminars that men wish women would go to

begin fwd message here:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before. 

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits 

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits 

4. Man Management: Discover How Minor Household Chores Can Wait Until After the game. 

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too. 

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor Is His. 

7. Communication Skills I: Tears-The Last Resort, Not the First.

8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking. 

9. Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want, Without Nagging.

10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire. 

11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up. 

12. Introduction to Parking. 

13. Advanced Parking: Reversing Into A Space. 

14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat. 

15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter. 

16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not For Human Consumption.

17. Cooking III: How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People. 

18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully. 

19. PMS: Your Problem... Not His. 

20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To. 

21. Sex: It's For Married Couples Too. 

22. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have. 

23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together. 

24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both. 

25. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both. (In case it was missed the first time) 

26. Learning to Go in Public facilities. 

27. "Do These Jeans Make My Butt Look Big?" -Why Men Lie. 

28. TV Remotes: For Men Only.