Begin forwarded message:
(Who
said Australians weren't romantic?)
Of
course I love ya darlin
You're
a bloody top-notch bird
And
when I say you're gorgeous
I mean
every single word
So ya
bum is on the big side
I
don't mind a bit of flab
It
means that when I'm ready
There's
somethin there to grab
So
your belly isn't flat no more
I tell
ya, I don't care
So
long as when I cuddle ya
I can
get my arms round there
No
sheila who is your age
Has
nice round perky breasts
They
just gave in to gravity
But I
know ya did ya best
I'm
tellin' ya the truth now
I
never tell ya lies
I
think its very sexy
That
you've got dimples on ya thighs
I
swear on me nanna's grave now
The
moment that we met
I
thought you was as good as
I was
ever gonna get
No
matter what u look like
I'll
always love ya dear
Now
shut up while the footy's on
And
fetch another beer
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