Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Panties on the plane

Three black ladies are getting ready to take a plane
trip for the first time.

The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'awl
but I'm gunna wear me sum hot pink panties beefo I
gets on dat plane.'

'Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked.

The first replied, 'Cause, if dat plane goes down and
I'm out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna
find me first.'

The second lady said, 'Well, I'm a-gonna wear me
some floe-esant orange panties.'

'Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked.

The second lady answered, 'Cause if dis hare plane is
goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey
can see me first.'

The third lady says, 'Well, I'm not gonna wear any

'What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief.

The third lady says, 'Dat's right girlfriends,
you hears me right. I ain't wearin' any panties, cause
if dis plane goes down, honey, dey always look fo da black box first.'

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