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The Australian Solution to Save Petrol Rudd wants us to cut the amount of petrol we use... The best way to stop using so much petrol is to deport three million illegal immigrants! That would be three million fewer people using our petrol. The price of petrol would come down... Bring our troops home from Afghanistan to guard the coast line... When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the Timor Sea, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Afghanistan. Tell him if he wants to come to Australia then he must serve a tour in the military... Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it... After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country... He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal resident... This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Afghanistan and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves... If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo... Problem solved... If you think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it to your friends… I just did...

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Fwd: Eye of god

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Subject: Eye of god "We must be the change we wish to see in the world." - Ghandi Live the solution. - Dear All: This photo is a very rare one, taken by NASA. This kind of event occurs once in 3000 years. This photo has done miracles in many lives. Make a wish ... you have looked at the eye of God. Surely you will see the changes in your life within a day..! Whether you believe it or not, don't keep this mail with you. Pass this at least to 7 persons. This is a picture NASA took with the Hubbell telescope.. Called 'The Eye of God.' Too awesome to delete. It is worth sharing. During the next 60 seconds, Stop whatever you are doing, and take this opportunity. (Literally it is only One minute!)