Saturday, August 13, 2011

best funny OF 2011 SO FAR (Australia Political Joke)


John Howard, Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil
tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 15 minutes. When he is finished the
devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes a
cheque.
Obama calls the US and talks for an hour.  When he is finished the devil
informs him that the cost is 4 million dollars, so he writes a cheque.

Finally John Howard gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.  When he is
finished the devil informs him that the cost is 20 cents.  Howard just
smiles.
Obama and Putin go ballistic, and ask the devil why Howard got to call
Australia  for only 20 cents??

The devil smiles and replies:
"Since Julia Gillard took over, the whole country has gone to hell.  It's a
local call."

 


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