> > A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and > says, > > "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are > divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough". > > "Dad, what are you talking about?'" the son screams. > > "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer", the father says. > "We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call > your sister in Leeds and tell her". > > Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, "Like hell > they're getting divorced", she shouts, "I'll take care of this". > > She calls Scotland immediately and screams at her father, "You are NOT > getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my > brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, > DO YOU HEAR ME?"and hangs up. > > The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. > "Done! They're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way." |
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