If You Click A Facebook "Like" Button, The Page Owner Can Spam You
http://www.bingocardcreator.com/articles/facebook-like-button-spam(Sent from Flipboard)
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Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Article: If You Click A Facebook "Like" Button, The Page Owner Can Spam You
If You Click A Facebook "Like" Button, The Page Owner Can Spam You
http://www.bingocardcreator.com/articles/facebook-like-button-spam(Sent from Flipboard)
Aussies are good people!
LOOK AFTER YOUR WOMAN..... A couple of weeks ago, I was sitting on the patio, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. Sheila from next door saw us and was so upset that she came over and yelled at me, "You lazy prick! Sitting there drinking beer while your poor wife pushes that ancient lawn mower around! Get up off your fat arse and give her a break!"I thought 'Shit women!' Took another swig from my stubby, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my sunnies, stared directly at this nosey cow and told her in no uncertain terms to sod off and mind her own business. I told her my wife had green fingers and that she really enjoyed gardening. After a few days I felt really bad, so I went out and bought her a ride-on mower to show my sensitive side. I'm really proud of the deal I got and also very proud that my wife can now sit down while mowing the lawn. Yes guys, we should take good care of our wives... then maybe they'll take good care of us.I've attached a picture below...hope it comes through OK
I KNOW…I'M TOO BLOODY SOFT WITH HER. SHE'LL PROBABLY WANT GEARS ON IT NEXT!!
Monday, August 30, 2010
Do You See Homer Simpson
> > > > HOMER SIMPSON! > The longer you look....the longer you'll laugh >
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Sunday, August 29, 2010
Article: Three teens charged with elderly woman's rape.
Three teens charged with elderly woman's rape.
http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/three-teens-charged-with-elderly-womans-rape/story-e6frfku0-1225911536497(Sent from Flipboard)
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: Top Dad
Subject:: Top Dad
Then you may wonder why his daughter looks less than thrilled.
14 year old Coral Wira was sitting in a boat while her father fished. Suddenly she saw a silver flash in the air. The barracuda had thrown the hook and grabbed her arm. Father managed to kill the fish with a knife in the head. But Coral, needed 51 stitches. And he felt the need to pose for photos before taking her to hospital!
Birth and pain
Begin forwarded message:
Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the baby's father.
He asked if they were interested. Both said they were very much in favour of it.The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.
The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood
pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably,
the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain and the husband had experienced none.
She and her husband were ecstatic.When they got home they found the postman dead on the porch.
Friday, August 27, 2010
Album: Five Shoulder Seasons Around the World | BootsnAll Travel Articles (5 Pictures)
Five Shoulder Seasons Around the World | BootsnAll Travel Articles (5 Pictures)
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Article: 50 Things Everyone Should Know How To Do
50 Things Everyone Should Know How To Do
http://www.marcandangel.com/2008/06/02/50-things-everyone-should-know-how-to-do/(Sent from Flipboard)
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Thursday, August 26, 2010
getglue >> Get This Cool iPhone App
I'm using GetGlue, a great way to share the movies and shows I'm watching. I think you'll like it too.GetGlue on your iPhone and we can share tv shows, books, movies, music and more!
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Go Home Productions - Smells Like Rockin' Robin (Nirvana vs Michael Jackson)
Check out this video on YouTube:
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Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Dumb Blonde Stuck In Car
This video on YouTube was so relevant onetime when I first seen it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPRXfREVfbo&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Monday, August 23, 2010
Violent Boating Incident (comic strip)
SECONDS BEFORE DEATH" (CHILLING)
THIS IS A PICTURE OF A MAN WITH JUST SECONDS
LEFT TO LIVE
(FRIGHTENING!)
Rubber gloves
Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this: A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked. "No I don't," she replied. "Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size." She didn't crack a smile. "Oh, well. I tried," he thought. But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing. "What's so funny?" he asked. She replied, "I was just envisioning how condoms are made." (Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!)
Be afraid of old ladies! Be very afraid! They have been there and done everything!
Sunday, August 22, 2010
position vacant.... this is gold!
We received the following photos last night from a person who works with this girl. Her name is Jenny (not confirmed) - we're working our contact for Jenny's last name. Yesterday morning, Jenny quit her job with a (flash)bang by emailing these photos to the entire office, about 20 employees we're told. Awesome doesn't begin to describe this office heroine. Check back as we will be updating if we get more details.
UPDATE: WE have made contact with Jenny and will be posting a follow-up story tomorrow morning with more information.
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