CHINESE SICK LEAVE... [SEC=UNCLASSIFIED

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Subject: FW: CHINESE SICK LEAVE... [SEC=UNCLASSIFIED

 

I NO COME WOK TODAY

 Hung Chow calls his work and says,  

 'Hey, I no come wok today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come wok.' 
        The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.  
        When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex.  
        That Makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.   
   Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.  

'I do what You say and I feel Great. I be at wok soon........You got nice house'

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