Aging Optimist

"YA KNOW, WHEN I WAS 25 AND GOT A HARD-ON, I COULDN'T BEND IT WITH BOTH  HANDS. BY THE TIME I WAS 50, I COULD BEND IT ABOUT 10 DEGREES IF I TRIED REAL HARD. BY THE TIME I WAS 60, I COULD BEND IT 20 DEGREES, NO PROBLEM. I'M GONNA BE 70 NEXT WEEK, AND I CAN BEND IT IN HALF WITH JUST ONE  HAND." "SO, WHAT'S YOUR POINT?" "WELL, I'M JUST WONDERING HOW MUCH STRONGER AM I GONNA GET?

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