Here is a great story without a word being said, apart from the dialogue at the end.
A GERMAN TOURIST JUMPED IN AND SAVED MY
PRECIOUS LITTLE DOG.
UPON GETTING BACK UP ON THE BRIDGE, HE CHECKED THE DOG OUT AND TOLD ME THAT,
"ZE DOG IS OK, AND VILL BE FINE."
SO I ASKED HIM IF HE WAS A VET?
HE REPLIED,
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"VET? I'M FUCKING SOAKED!"