Oldie but a goodie..
A blonde ran over an innerspring mattress on the highway,
A Blonde, a Car and a Mattress
and decided not to worry -- and kept on driving.
It caught on the undercarriage of her Ford.The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enough
to tear a hole in the fuel tank. The subsequent lack of fuel is what finally
brought her vehicle to its knees. She had managed to drive 30 miles,
with a 60 pound tangle of stuff wrapped around her drive shaft. She had it towed to her Ford dealership, and complained
that the vehicle had a 'sort of a noise'
when she was driving at high speeds.
Below are the photos of what they
found at her Ford Dealership.................... The last photo is by far the best. "Sort of a noise" -- I'll bet it did!