These are so apt they should be in a dictionary.
ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.
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INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------RAISIN:
Grape with sunburn.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.
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SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.
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TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
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YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.
-----------------------------------------------------------------and MY Favourite!!
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WRINKLES:
Something other people have, similar to my character lines.
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Friday, February 18, 2011
New dictionary definitions - SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time. More…
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