Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Mona Lisa In The Street Of Sydney, Australia. Or a lot of Coffee, 3,604 cups (pics)

This is amazingly brilliant and artistic !  

 


Bet with you for a cup of coffee that you will never be able to
figure out how this was achieved. 



3,604 cups of coffee which have been made into a giant

Mona Lisa painting in Sydney , Australia . The 3,604 cups
of coffee were each filled with different amounts of milk
to create the different tones and shades !




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Some photos from the recent flooding at Comet River. This is only what has become visible as the flood leverls drop - lots of work ahead before any trains will use this section.(pics)

Some photos from the recent flooding at Comet River.

This is only what has become visible as the flood leverls drop
 - lots of work ahead before any trains will use this section.


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Toowoomba Floods Photos - 10-01-11

Monday, January 10, 2011

BLONDES (Jokes)


JUST HAVE TO SEND THIS.  HOPE IT GIVES YOU A LAUGH AS IT DID ME.

SHE THOUGHT A QUARTERBACK WAS A REFUND.

SHE THOUGHT GENERAL MOTORS WAS IN THE ARMY.

SHE THOUGHT MEOW MIX WAS A CD FOR CATS

SHE THOUGHT BOYZ 11 MEN WAS A DAY CARE CENTRE

AT THE BOTTOM OF AN APPLICATION WHERE IT SAYS 'SIGN HER: SHE WROTE SAGITTARIUS

SHE TOOK THE RULER TO BED TO SEE HOW LONG SHE SLEPT.

SHE SENT A FAX WITH A STAMP ON IT.

SHE TRIPPED OVER A CORDLESS PHONE

SHE SPENT 20 MINUTES LOOKING AT THE ORANGE JUICE CAN BECAUSE IT SAID  CONCENTRATE.

SHE TOLD ME TO MEET HER AT THE CORNER OF 'WALK' AND 'DONT WALK'

SHE STUDIED FOR A BLOOD TEST.

WHEN SHE WENT TO THE AIRPORT AND SAW A SIGN THAT SAID, 'AIRPORT LEFT' SHE TURNED AROUND AND WENT HOME.

WHEN SHE HEARD THAT 90% OF ALL CRIMES OCCUR AROUND THE HOME, SHE MOVED

SHE THOUGHT IF SHE SPOKE HER MIND SHE WOULD BE SPEECHLESS

SHE THOUGHT SHE COULD NOT USE HER AM RADIO IN THE EVENING

SHE THINKS TACO BELL IS THE MEXICAN PHONE COMPANY

THREE WOMEN GO DOWN TO MEXICO ONE NIGHT TO CELEBRATE GRADUATION. THEY GET DRUNK AND WAKE UP IN JAIL, ONLY TO FIND THAT THEY ARE TO BE EXECUTED IN THE MORNING.  NONE OF THEM CAN REMEMBER WHAT THEY DID THE NIGHT BEFORE. 


THE FIRST ONE A REDHEAD , IS STRAPPED IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR SHE WAS ASKED IF SHE HAD ANY LAST WORDS.  SHE SAYS, I JUST GRADUATED FROM TRINITY BIBLE COLLEGE AND BELIEVE IN THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF GOD TO INTERVENE ON THE BEHALF OF THE INNOCENT.  THEY THROW THE SWITCH AND NOTHING HAPPENS.  THEY ALL FALL TO THE FLOOR AND BED HER FORGIVENESS.
THE SECOND ONE A BRUNETTE, IS STRAPPED IN AND SAYS HER LAST WORDS, 'I JUST GRADUATED FROM HARVARD SCHOOL OF LAW AND I BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF JUSTICE TO INTERVENE ON THE PART OF THE INNOCENT.  THEY THROW THE SWITCH AND ONCE AGAIN NOTHING HAPPEN.  AGAIN THEY FALL TO THEIR KNEES AND BEG HER FORGIVENESS.
THE LAST ONE A BLONDE IS STRAPPED IN AND SAYS , WELL I AM FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS AND JUST GRADUATED WITH A DEGREE IN ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING.  AND I'LL TELL YA RIGHT NOW, YA'LL AI N'T GONNA ELECTRICUTE NOBODY IF YA DON'T PLUG THIS THING IN'

YES I DID SAY SHE WAS BLONDE
                    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA





Mr Andrew Johnson


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Sunday, January 9, 2011

: Mercedes Benz Stainless Steel (pics)


 Now why couldn't Santa Bring Me one of these. I have been very good all year lol

 

 

This is not stainless steel... (see explanation at bottom).
 

Recession? What recession?
So, it seems that this "global recession" 
Has not impacted negatively on everyone. 
Check this out! 
It's a Mercedes Benz owned by an Abu Dhabi 
Oil billionaire (naturally).

Featuring the newly developed V10 quad turbo 
With 1,600 horsepower and 2800nm of torque 
0-100km/h in less than 2secs, 1/4 mile in 6.89 secs 
Running on biofuel. 

That is NOT stainless steel, people, it is WHITE GOLD!  
I'm sure you'll sleep better tonight, knowing that the 
Exhorbitant dollars you're paying for gas these days are 
At least going to a good cause...

 

 




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Friday, January 7, 2011

A must read story with photo's. There are 3 parts to this post about a dog, life and a baby


 Please read!
Even if you don't have a pet 
 

Thought you might like to know about this dog and his story.
I especially like the ending .........



The K9 above is Brutus, a military K9 at McChord

Air Force Base, Wa.


He's huge - part Boxer and part British Bull Mastiff and tops the scales at 200 lbs. His handler took the picture. Brutus is running toward me because he knows I have some Milk Bone treats, so he's slobbering away! I had to duck around a tree just before he got to me in case he couldn't stop, but he did. Brutus won the Congressional Medal of Honor last year from his tour in Iraq . His handler and four other soldiers were taken hostage by insurgents. Brutus and his handler communicate by sign language and he gave Brutus the signal that meant 'go away but come back and find me'. The Iraqis paid no attention to Brutus. He came back later and quietly tore the throat out of one guard at one door and another guard at another door. He then jumped against one of the doors repeatedly (the guys were being held in an old warehouse) until it opened. He went in and untied his handler and they all escaped. He's the first K9 to receive this honor. If he knows you're ok, he's a big old lug and wants to sit in your lap. Enjoys the company of cats..
K-9 Congressional Medal of Honor Winner thought
you'd find this interesting. 
Talk about animal intelligence and bonding with humans!


Remember that they can't do a lot of things for themselves and that they depend on you to make their life a quality life!

A PET'S TEN COMMANDMENTS......... 
1. My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Any separation from you is likely to be painful.
2. Give me time to understand what you want of me
3. Place your trust in me. It is crucial for my well-being.
4. Don't be angry with me for long and don't lock me up as punishment. You have your work, your friends, your entertainment, but I have only you.
5. Talk to me. Even if I don't understand your words, I do understand your voice when speaking to me.
6. Be aware that however you treat me, I will never forget it.
7. Before you hit me, before you strike me, remember that I could hurt you, and yet, I choose not to bite you.
8. Before you scold me for being lazy or uncooperative, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I'm not getting the right food, I have been in the sun too long, or my heart might be getting old or weak.
9. Please take care of me when I grow old. You too, will grow old.
10 On the ultimate difficult journey, go with me please. Never say you can't bear to watch. Don't make me face this alone. Everything is easier for me if you are there, because I love you so.
~Take a moment today to say thankyou or your pets. Enjoy and take good care of them.
Life would be a much duller, less joyful experience without these critters.
~Now please pass this on to other pet owners. We do not have to wait for Heaven, to be surrounded by hope, love, and joyfulness. It is here on earth and has four legs!

Instructions for properly hugging a baby:

1. First, uh, find a baby.

2. Second, be sure that the object you found was

indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.



3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the
hugging process.



4. The 'paw slide'
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.



 

5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute
the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to
achieve the best photo quality.



If you don't pass this along, a dog

will pee on your computer!

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Thursday, January 6, 2011

Immigration Nation - the secret history of us. This could be an interesting Documentary (pic of ad)

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