Ever wondered

Begin forwarded message:

Subject: FW: Ever wondered

 

---

Ever wondered   What the Michelin Man's sister looks like?           WONDER NO MORE

 

-- 

See and download the full gallery on posterous

Posted via email from andjoh's posterous

CHINESE SICK LEAVE... [SEC=UNCLASSIFIED

Begin forwarded message:

Subject: FW: CHINESE SICK LEAVE... [SEC=UNCLASSIFIED

 

I NO COME WOK TODAY

 Hung Chow calls his work and says,  

 'Hey, I no come wok today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come wok.' 
        The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.  
        When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex.  
        That Makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.   
   Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.  

'I do what You say and I feel Great. I be at wok soon........You got nice house'

. 

  

Posted via email from andjoh's posterous

1978-2010

Begin forwarded message:

Subject: FW: 1978-2010

 

Subject:

FW: 1978-2010

This  should be sent only to those whose level of  maturity qualifies them to relate to  it...

  

1978:  Long hair 
2010:  Longing for hair 

1978: KEG  
2010:  EKG 


1978  :  Acid rock 
2010:  Acid reflux 


1978:  Moving to    California  because it's  cool 
2010:  Moving to   Arizona  because it's warm 


1978:  Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor  
2010:  Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or  Liz Taylor 


1978:  Seeds and stems  
2010:  Roughage  


1978:  Hoping for a  BMW
2010:  Hoping for a BM  


1978:  Going to a new, hip joint  
2010:  Receiving a new hip joint 


1978:  Rolling Stones  
2010:  Kidney Stones  


1978:  Screw the system  
2010:  Upgrade the system 


1978:  Disco 
2010:  Costco  
   

1978:  Parents begging you to get your hair  cut
2010:  Children begging you to get their heads  shaved


1978:  Passing the drivers' test  
2010:  Passing the vision test  
  

1978:  Whatever 
2010:  Depends 

Just  in case you weren't feeling too old today, this  will certainly change things. Each year the  staff at   Beloit   College  in  Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty  a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming  freshmen. Here's this year's list: 

The  people who are starting college this fall across  the nation were born in 1992.  


They  are too young to remember the space shuttle  blowing up. 


Their  lifetime has always included  AIDS.  


Bottle  caps have always been screw off and  plastic.  

The  CD was introduced 2  years  before they were born.  

They  have always had an answering machine.  

They  have always had cable.  

They cannot fathom not having a remote control..  
Jay  Leno has always been on the Tonight  Show.  


Popcorn has always been cooked in the  microwave.
They never took a swim and thought about  Jaws.  

They  can't imagine what hard contact lenses  are.


They  don't know who Mork was or where he was  from.

They  never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a  mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de  plane.." 
           

They  do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who  J. R. even is.

McDonald's  never came in Styrofoam  containers.  


They  don't have a clue how to use a  typewriter.  

Do  you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old  fogies on your list. Notice the larger type,  that's for those of you who have trouble  reading.. 
So  have a nice day!!!!! It is good to have friends who know about these things and are still alive and kicking!!!!   

 

See and download the full gallery on posterous

See and download the full gallery on posterous

See and download the full gallery on posterous

Posted via email from andjoh's posterous